“Trump endorsing Palin is like paste eating endorsing glue sniffing,” Kimmel joked.
Tag: Colbert, Stephen
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Late Night Gets Why Putin’s Advisers Keep Him in the Dark
“Of course they’re afraid to be honest,” Stephen Colbert said. “No matter what you say to a psychotic boss, you lose.”
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Stephen Colbert Condemns Trump’s Digging for Dirt During a War
“It’s generally frowned upon for U.S. presidents, current or former, to solicit our murderous mortal enemies for dirt on their political rivals,” Colbert said.
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Late Night Has Fun With Trump’s Missing Phone Records
“The only time there should be a seven-hour gap is when you’re trying to remember what happened on St. Patrick’s Day,” Jimmy Fallon said.
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Late Night Tackles the Will Smith ‘Hitch’ Slap
“It was so shocking,” Jimmy Kimmel said. “The only thing I can really compare it to is when Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield’s ears.”