Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Donald Trump’s Endorsement of Sarah Palin “Trump endorsing Palin is like paste eating endorsing glue sniffing,” Kimmel joked.
Late Night Gets Why Putin’s Advisers Keep Him in the Dark “Of course they’re afraid to be honest,” Stephen Colbert said. “No matter what you say to a psychotic boss, you lose.”
Stephen Colbert Condemns Trump’s Digging for Dirt During a War “It’s generally frowned upon for U.S. presidents, current or former, to solicit our murderous mortal enemies for dirt on their political rivals,” Colbert said.
Late Night Has Fun With Trump’s Missing Phone Records “The only time there should be a seven-hour gap is when you’re trying to remember what happened on St. Patrick’s Day,” Jimmy Fallon said.
Late Night Tackles the Will Smith ‘Hitch’ Slap “It was so shocking,” Jimmy Kimmel said. “The only thing I can really compare it to is when Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield’s ears.”